7/18/09

Delivering the Bad News

Seventeen days riding due east across the Arizona flats and I've finally locked her in my sights. My dusty boots clomp through the saloon doors carrying such a heavy burden.

The swinging door squeaks open as I go over those few words I've rehearsed so many times over. I've got to say it right.

Her powdery skin is velvet under the dim bar light. It's been four months since I last laid eyes on her, pouring that cold beer for me on the night we left. If I was half the man I should be, i would have just found the money and got her out of this place.

She looks up from behind the bar, and her pale blue eyes light up like stars of the big dipper. The night before it happened, Bill and I stayed up late talking about her and staring at that same constellation. A man would be a fool not to love her like he did. But like I always said, fools always get what's comin' to them.

She recognizes me from under this cake of dirt. A shriek of delight escapes her lips and she runs toward me, but instantly realizes that i'm alone.

"Where is he? Where's..."

I remove my ten-gallon hat and hysteria sweeps over her. She screams and drops to her knees, sobbing. I slowly crouch down beside her. She's in my arms now.
Mine.

7/4/09

Jumping on the Lisztomania Bandwagon


I've left you all in a lurch for way too long.  I'm sure you're thinking, "Leanne, I honestly don't give a shit",  But I feel impelled to provide you with some rad barbecuing tracks as a placeholder for my next blog post. I'm no DJ, so there aren't any fancy transitions or, you know, mashups (?) and such.... 

Description:
It starts off with me in an apron holding a margarita whilst doing the cha-cha. After, it progresses to sunshine and optimistic
 flavoured lollypops. Then of course electro. My one true love. At the end of the mix it'll feel like it's 5am and the dj is throwing down oldies to appease the drugged out mid-life crisis guy in the corner. I think I saw that guy last night. Cut your god damn rat tail, ok? That thing has to be at least 2 meters long.

Ok, I'm starving now. Can someone please take me to Don's Deli? Seriously. 

download here

1. Oye Como Va - Santana
2. 2nd Movement - Part 2 (aka 'time' feat TES) - Krazy Baldhead
3. Kelly (Breakbot Remix) - Van She
4. Little Secrets - Passion Pit
5. Far Away (Hercules & Love Affair Remix) - Cut Copy
6. One in a Million (Tomboy Remix) - Data
7. Degradage - Thony Ritz ft. Cryda Luv'
8. Erreur Jean - Mr. Oizo ft. Error Smith
9. Invert (Parce que Edit) - Discodeine
10. Hey You - Pony Pony Run Run
11. Lisztomania (Classixx Version) - Phoenix
12. London Town - Man Like ME
13. What a Fool Believes - The Doobie Brothers