9/16/09

Blackberry vs. iPhone - 11 reasons why iPhone will always win.

It's go time people. Gloves off. Let's do this. I'm obviously biased so knock me down readers! Here's my rant on why iPhone SHITS on blackberry. I just dare you to prove me wrong:
  1. A high level comment - iPhone has changed my life. I am organized, my small business is doing well, I lost 13 lbs, I never forget ANYTHING (ex. birthdays, meetings, todos, etc) I can fit in little meetings and visits I usually think I don't have time for, I have brilliant music at my fingertips = instant mobile dance party. Oh and having that little dance party won over the love of my life. <3>
  2. iPhone's interface = godly. Blackberry's - designed by a tech geek who loves shitty fonts and hard to follow chains of conversation. Backwards might I add. They probably only looked at the code to approve the OS.
  3. iPhone has replaced many many items/gadgets that I considered purchasing: a voice recorder for interviews, a remote for my laptop's itunes, a mightymouse, a $40 moleskin dayplanner, a new ipod, an mp3 alarm clock, pretty much anything you can buy in the app store.
  4. Blackberry's app store made me LOL today. I'm not seeing anything I'd actually buy, or consider usefull. Perhaps this is because I've never used them? Perhaps it's because I've never been dissatisfied with iPhone apps
  5. Oooo my fingers can't type on the screen! I need buttons! wahh! Suck it up - touch screens are everywhere. They're fast, and you can't beat the predict-a-text. A few days ago it put the two dots above the 'o' on the word 'doppleganger'. Oh, and scrolling a webpage with a little ball that falls out at inconvenient times? Dinosaur.
  6. U2 loves blackberry - nuff said.
  7. Ooooo but my BB messenger! Oooo I could never live without it! Well, I have a 6Gig dataplan for $10 a month. Get on ebuddy or fb or msn or gmail chat or just leave me alone.
  8. Blackberry doesn't have software for mac computers. They say 'coming in September' but everyone knows a first release is not usually their best release. When BBmac rolls out Version 9 in 25 years, maybe I'll consider a Blackberry for my spare emergency phone. Or for my butler.
  9. 3GS is faaaaaaaast!
  10. If your iPhone battery is flat and you're out and about, the likelyhood of finding a cable and computer are VERY high. BB cords are out there sometimes, which is probably why their owners flock together.
  11. Ok, so I know someone is going to make the comment about the iPhone camera's lack of flash. I attribute this to marketing tactics - apple needs bait to get me to buy the next iphone yes? And I will.
Please join the conversation! Let me know your beef or glory with your beloved data phone.

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