Two words: Giant Tiger. Now please, don't judge. Brush your misconceptions aside. Forget all of your prissy hang ups and realize - Ketchup is just ketchup. The name brand is the same at good ole Gee Tee's but it's fucking 50% CHEAPER! GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSES! Drive down to the ghetto (which happens to be 2 streets over from every suburb in this city) and save some money.
FIERCE!
Also, you should support Canadian stores when trying to save a buck, instead of dumping money into the Globalized Wal-Shart...
If i'm wrong, will somebody at least prove to me why i shouldn't shop there for most of these stupid life essentials? Of course, i wouldn't trust them in the underwear department. I certainly need to hold my bits & pieces together with $100 of fabric & wire. Calvin Klein likely isn't the nicest fellow on earth but i'm not that much of a hippie. Wait, i'm not a hippie at all. I'm a corporate slum trying to save money because our communist city can't pay me enough to support my Calvin Klein addiction.
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